Here are a few really bad jokes I’ve collected over the years. I can’t seem to find many pottery jokes. I guess we just don’t do humor (NOT!) Send me a joke to post if you come across a good one. You can use the form on my Contact page
Just to let you know. I may play dirty but I only collect clean jokes.
Did you hear about the potters apprentice that melted a whole kiln load of pots? He got fired!
My spouse is really in to making pottery, but to me it’s just kil’n time.
Jimi Hendrix was more than just a rock and roll guitar player extraordinaire. He is also known for his his pottery. It is very easy to recognize his work. —- Purple Glaze.
I was panicking when my pottery rack was about to fall down. My friends just told me to get a hold of my shelf.
In front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realized with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery. He strolled into the store and offered two dollars for the cat.
“It’s not for sale,” said the proprietor.
“Look,” said the collector, “that cat is dirty and undesirable, but I’m eccentric. I like cats that way. I’ll raise my offer to ten dollars.”
“It’s a deal,” said the proprietor, and pocketed the ten on the spot.
“For that sum I’m sure you won’t mind throwing in the saucer,” said the connoisseur.
“The kitten seems so happy drinking from it.”
“Nothing doing,” said the proprietor firmly. “That’s my lucky saucer. From that saucer, so far this week I’ve sold 34 cats.”
Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my coworker and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware. As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked if we had anything of value to report. “Not really,” replied, digging in her bag for the bean crock she had purchased. Everyone around us froze as she continued, “I only bought a little pot.”